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  • My child: mom how did I get my name
  • Me: well big gulp, when I was 18 years old I went to 7-eleven, a chain convenient store which originated in north America but has gone international, I saw an advertisement for 99 cent big gulps and that's when I knew. I just knew
  • My child: cool story mom, I am so proud to know the history and sentiments of my name!
  • Me: love you sweetheart. Now be a good big sister and go play with your little brother Slurpee
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theyellowbrickroad:

unclefather:

theyellowbrickroad:

It’s such a good thing I’m not a mom the world isn’t ready yet for me to post Facebook statuses every five minutes that are like “little gulp scraped her knee :/ why is my child so incompetent and boring”

why did you name your child little gulp. are you a 7/11?

Her name is formally big gulp, but I will call her little gulp until she grows into her name.